Krabby Patties

The Krabby Patty is a delicacy native to Bikini Bottom that is neither fun nor delicious. It was first discovered by Eugene Harold Armorabs Krabs back in 1962. It is the main selling point of the Krusty Krab, and it is the one and only master of SpongeBob SquarePants. Nobody knows what the Secret Formula is except for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob.

History
It all started one day, many years ago. Eugene Krabs and Sheldon Plankton were the best of friends. They had dreams to open a business together. Both of them were hungry, so they decided they should open a restaurant together. The two of them set out to create the best burger of all time.

Mr. Krabs decided that if you wanted a good burger, you should go to UnAmerica. He packed his things and stowed away on purchased tickets for a cruise ship that was stopping in UnAmerica. He was kicked off when they arrived at California, and Mr. Krabs decided to go to the nearest burger place. He went to McDonald's. He ate the burger, and it was the most disgusting piece of crap that he had ever dared expose his tongue to. This gave him an idea. Mr. Krabs created a formula nobody would ever dare eat.

Plankton had other ideas. Instead of doing any form of traveling or other information collecting, he built a death trap. He invited some fellow sea creatures inside, and brutally murdered them. Then he processed their meat into Chum Burgers. Mr. Krabs returned with his formula, and they compared the burgers. Plankton realized Krabs was onto something, and attempted to steal the formula. This led to the Krabby Patty feud that continues to this day.