United States of UnAmerica

The United States of UnAmerica (pronounced 'Murica in some areas) is a country that is located on Earth. It was first founded in 1776 (though research shows that it has actually been an established country since 998224 BC, exactly one million years before that), and has since been one of the most powerful countries in the entire world.

A LONG Time Ago
A LONG time ago, a bunch of ancient times guys walked all the way to the continent North America. They decided this place didn't smell too bad, so they set up camp. Eventually, more and more people started invading this land until they all started living here. These people became known as Native UnAmericans, or Indians.

Before Creation
In 1500, some midevil guys took their boats, and invaded this place. They slaughtered all of the Native UnAmericans (YOU MONSTERS!) and took their land. They set up basic civilizations that they lived in. They even made these weird things called cities! What's up with that?

Fighting for Independence
A few hundred years later, a bunch of the dudes didn't like the fact that guys from Hyrule claimed control over them. so, they made a small army, and said "WE DECLARE OUR INDEPENDENCE FROM YOU JERKS!" For some reason, the Hyrulians found this insulting, and they declared war. The idiots fought each other for several years until some guys started screaming Babbleish. This scared the armies so much, they stopped fighting, and UnAmerica got independence.

Now
Now, UnAmerica is much larger, with bigger territory, and a bigger military. They can blow stuff up even better now with new weapons and new technology. They appear to be getting ready for a war with the (semi) powerful Ducky Empire, as its Handpuppet ruler looks at UnAmericas wealth and power with envy.